T H E C O K E D A R E S
2018 35 song 12" - Third Uncle Records
The Coke Dares' first LP of new music in roughly a decade, this brand-new full length album packs 35 songs into 44 minutes. It's available on Coke Clear with Opaque Blue Swirl vinyl as well as a special limited pressing of just 100 copies on Random Color vinyl! These were pressed at Gotta Groove in Cleveland, OH where they take a LOT of pride in the random colors they press. We promise you will not be disappointed!
2017 Three 5" Vinyl Records in a 12" Jacket - Third Uncle Records
This is it! Three hand-cut 5" vinyl records housed in a custom 12" jacket designed and screen printed by Goatmother Industrial. Limited to 33 copies and promptly sold out.
2010 CD
The Coke Dares present The Yellow Ages, a new EP full of stuff you have heard live but can't wait to hear over and over again
in you 1997 Cavalier. Also included? A remastered The Slow EP, perfect for long, Scandinavian winters.
2008 - 2 track CD
Cover EP of the famous Jesus Lizard / Nirvana split.
2008 - 33 Song CD - Essay Records
July 8, 2008
Recorded live to 2-track analog at Russian Recording
Review at Subba-Cultcha
2007 - 11 Song CDR - Reibenbach Records
Recorded at the Shrine Club and White Ark Studios by The Coke Dares and John Dawson
2007 - Remastered from Jose Mignorance's original digital transfer and packaged in full-color.
50 copies in this limited run.
2005 - 51 track double-CDR - Reibenbach Records
recorded live at Schuba's in Chicago on 04/09/05
plus liner-notes by Grand Buffet's Jackson & Lord Grunge
2005 - 4 track 7inch - Nodak Records
hand screened covers by Crosshair in Chicago
2004 - 32 track CD - Essay Records
live tracks from B'ton, Atlanta, & Barcelona, Spain
mastered at Russian Recording
2004 - 6 track 7inch - Pink Pistol Records
recorded live at The Projects by Jim Zespy
2003 - 23 track CDR - Reibenbach Records
recorded by Mike Dixon at Hoosier Illusion
review at Firesideometer
2003 - 1 track (and LOTS of friends) - Anatomy Records
review at Delusions of Adequacy
Wonders, stop your ceasing! We have a brand-new full length record out on Third Uncle Records on 4/20/2018, available on Coke Clear with Opaque Blue Swirl vinyl at fine records stores everywhere. We also have a limited edition pressing on 100 copies on Random Color vinyl available at Third Uncle Records and directly from the band on our forthcoming tour. OH YEAH! The tour! We're hitting the road to celebrate our new album and our 17th year in existence. Let's hope we can keep up. Here are the dates!
Lots of stuff - including some long out of print things - are available on our bandcamp page - come say hello!
The Coke Dares are one of the world's most geographically diverse bands. As the men said (read: Bob Aspirin, Mr. Dawgter, and Old Mr. Boston [formerly Skye Miles, Dr. History Doctor, and Pervert]) "Come Hell or High Water, the Proof's in the Pudding." That is, maps (not "Mask Maps," but the geographical kind that do not feature oblique lyrical content, save for the difficulty one might have in reading them should they have never been educated in the proper way to do just that) show that we are now in the great cities of Portland, OR, Raleigh, NC, and Philadelphia, PA, respectively.
What does that mean for the future of TCD? The future is just history in reverse, and as the men said (see above), "It's easy; it's history."
That is, we will...
That's right - The Coke Dares are BEATING technology!
In the meantime, here's what our incredibly talented members are up to
BOB ASPIRIN (aka Skye Myles, aka Pete Schreiner): TUMBLR, his bands Thousand Arrows and The Zags, and photography. Oh, and find him on Instagram - @peaceshrine.
OLD MR. BOSTON (aka Pervert, aka Mark Rice): His Philadelphia based art production factory, and his solo musics and sounds.
MR. DAWGTER (aka Dr. History Doctor, aka Jason Evans Groth): His blog, his other band The Sands.
Don't be a stranger! Email us at thecokedares@gmail.com
Why not purchase a The Coke Dares record to celebrate summer, 2014? We're almost out of most of them and our reality show contract doesn't start for two years, and there's no way we can repress them before that. Sure you'll find them on the internet somehow but you want the physical copy, right? You want to hold that in your hand or frame it and give it to your parents for their 40th anniversayr, right?
When you decide to buy, email us at thecokedares@gmail.com . We'll give you prices. We'll throw in the shipping for free. Just email us. Now.
There are those who party and who love life and we are some of those.
Love, TCD
OH NO! OH YEAH!
Just like an M. Night Shyamalan movie, you're going to be, at once, sort of surprised, but mostly used, to the following announcement:
The Coke Dares are, in fact, alive, and will be playing
MAY 24 at the Melody Inn in Indianapolis, IN at 8pm (NO KIDDING)
As you know, if you don't come you'll miss out on the latest, greatest views on elections of all type, including VHS copies of the movie Election and how we hope the Blu-Ray is out soon. We'll also discuss new frontiers in trailer living, courtesy of our drummer, just returned from France, Pervert.
So come see us. Why not? We exist.
Why not purchase a The Coke Dares record to celebrate Memorial Day? We're almost out of most of them and our reality show contract doesn't start for two years, and there's no way we can repress them before that. Sure you'll find them on the internet somehow but you want the physical copy, right? You want to hold that in your hand or frame it and give it to your parents for their 40th anniversayr, right?
When you decide to buy, email us at thecokedares@gmail.com . We'll give you prices. We'll throw in the shipping for free. Just email us. Now.
There are those who party and who love life and we are some of those.
Love, TCD
YO, WEB SURFERS
Dr. History Doctor (aka Roger Dollartree), Skye Miles (aka Roger Blotters), and Porno Hippie (aka Ice Miller, brother of Pervert) are excited to announce that
is up and available for you to listen to, critique, love, and transcribe. Do so with caution! There's a ton of songs! Even more than our listed in the session. No hyperbole: We recorded more songs in one session than anyone at Daytrotter had in the past. And, probably, the future.
Why not purchase a The Coke Dares record for Valentine's Day? We're almost out of most of them and Newt Gingrich knows that we aren't going to repress them. Sure you'll find them on the internet somehow but you want the physical copy, right? You want to hold that in your hand and make others jealous, right?
When you decide to buy, email us at thecokedares@gmail.com . We'll give you prices. We'll throw in the shipping for free. Just email us. Now.
Biologists control the world and will eventually win the Republican primary. Mark our word(s).
Love, TCD
THANK YOU
THANK YOU
PEOPLE OF THE INTERNET!
Pervert, Skye Miles, and Beach Dog no longer live in the same town. Practice is difficult because cell phone technology has not caught up with how fast we play. Soon, though. 5g for sure.
Sure, there are no upcoming shows, but Skye is out on tour with Scout Niblett right now. Check out his tour blog here. If you live out West remember what Jim Morrison said: "In mute nostril agony/carefully refined and sealed over." He also liked the West, but barely ever says anything like "The West is the best/get here and we'll do the rest" in "The End." But whatever: He was perfect, but he wasn't as perfect as any of our fine slate of Republican Presidential candidates.
Why not purchase a The Coke Dares record for Christmas? We're almost out of most of them and Jim Morrison knows that we aren't going to repress them. Sure you'll find them on the internet somehow but you want the physical copy, right? You want to hold that in your hand and make others jealous, right?
When you decide to buy, email us at thecokedares@gmail.com . We'll give you prices. We'll throw in the shipping for free. Just email us. Now.
Enjoy life, science, and the life sciences.
Love, TCD
THANK YOU
WE'RE PLAYING THIS WEEK! IT'S GOOD AND IT'S HARD AND IT'S SHORT AND IT'S AT THE SAME TIME!
5/22/2012, Bloomington, IN, The Bishop
5/24/2012, Indianapolis, IN, The Melody Inn, Pre-Punk Rock Night (8pm)
Black Beauties
Rocking All the Time
Acid Church Party
10 G's
I Won't Start Drinkin Without You
Wood
Mexican Ice
Tegrity
Treason (Naked Raygun cover)
• Coke Dares Podcast
• Here We Go With the Coke Dares One Sheet
• Feelin' Up One Sheet
• Indy.com interview
• hi-res image (500k)
• hi-res album art (6MB)
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